Between magic and reality.

copingwithlife:

FUCKING MINDFUCKED

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tyleroakley:

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jennadaily:

The proper way to put on a condom is with two hands and one look of utter disgust.
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jennadaily:

The proper way to put on a condom is with two hands and one look of utter disgust.

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Wish Heaven had a phone so I could hear your voice again. I thought of you today, but that is nothing new. I thought about you yesterday, and day before that too. I think of you in silence, I often speak your name. All I have are memories and a picture in a frame. Your memory is a keepsake, from which I’ll never part. God has you in HIS arms, I have you in my heart.

You can love a lot of people in this world, but there’s only that you will love the most.

wsupjd:

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mraustinle:

jillthethrill:

taycreatesmemories:

kailazager:

saraleilaniwong:

aubreyclaire-s:

bryanjayy:

eyevan:

My house doesn’t smell like fish.

the word illest is not in my vocabulary

my parents didn’t come up with my name by throwing pots and pans together.

I got a 3.9 last quarter.

my dog is still alive

I can’t be blindfolded by dental floss.

my penis is huge

forks.

I have a B in math

i dont know how to cook rice

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epicwinsauce:

iamyouareme:

liethroughyourteeth:

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i would literally die.

I already am dying just looking at this. D:

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