Ash. 18. Tennessee.
I have four tattoos
I breathe soccer.
FUCKING MINDFUCKED
(Source: tonightweareyoungx, via kissmelikeyoumissme)
The proper way to put on a condom is with two hands and one look of utter disgust.
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My house doesn’t smell like fish.
the word illest is not in my vocabulary
my parents didn’t come up with my name by throwing pots and pans together.
I got a 3.9 last quarter.
my dog is still alive
I can’t be blindfolded by dental floss.
my penis is huge
forks.
I have a B in math
i dont know how to cook rice
i would literally die.
I already am dying just looking at this. D:
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY